Holiday Riddles

Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve!"

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They always drop their needles.

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws

Hey, we had grandma for Christmas dinner.
Really, we had turkey!

What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy!

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus.

What did Santa change his name to after he slid down a chimney where the fire was still burning?
Crisp Kringle.

I wonder what vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
Grave-y.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!

What's at the end of Christmas?
The letter S.


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