The Heaviest Element Known To Science

Now that the American Presidential election is over, I thought it a good time to post this article. The author is anonymous, but the words are quite apropos. I think we can all agree that just because this election is over, changes still need to be embraced so we all can progress forward, and it is time for some positive changes worldwide. Remember that the best place to start, is at home! Just because the election is over doesn't mean we stop working on those much needed changes...

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (GV), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

Forces called morons hold these 312 particles together, and the morons are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction, which would normally take less than a second, to take 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Time for some changes?? It appears so......


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